Haikus from Mail Outage

In my usual way I asked the staff over at NPSS to respond to a test email, but asked that if they had comments about the service interruption to please put them in Haiku format. Points for effort, but not all follow the Haiku that I know.

went to get my Email
no mail made my day real bad
but now I feel glad

It was frustrating
communication loss to
the outside world missed

Life as we know it
stops when mail is here and gone
must talk face to face

There once was an internet junkie
Who worked it online like a monkey
His ears they burned
As comments they spurned
That calm little internet junkie
(is that about me?)

Our technology
Dependence is not quite as
great as we think it.